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T-rex on the Church


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 A T-rex Dragon has been impaled on the steeple of the town's church, it was thrown.

Roll 2d4


What threw it:

  1. An even bigger T-rex, drtgon they are brothers feuding

  2. An octopus with a pirate ship shell full of sea water

  3. The Handlingers (check out perdido street station, if you haven't, it rules), a swarm of animated hands that can Voltron forever growing when agitated, new hands crawl up from the cracks of the world through the web of the world, the princess inside forever falling, the count and his wretched familiar.

  4. A skeleton wizard in a purple robe, it cackles dryly, tired, descending in a torrent of purple lightning. It warps reality where it walks, but is only half interested in its endeavors.


What did the T-rex drtton **<<get down, you vicious btttt>>**have?

  1. The heart of a local spirit. It pities them, or is lying, the other is jealous

  2. An ancient, and valuable secret, in a laboratory nearby. It would fundamentally change the world if it got out (Roll 1d4: evens: bad, odds good: Consult the table here (motivation!!)

  3. A wizard's brain, preserved in a strange gelatin, that burns everything but glass. Held in a beautiful box of silver infused glass, etched with spells (14th level wizard) (20 slots, 7500gp)

  4. A second, smaller version of what threw it. coming from the east. desperate to save their true love

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